1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,240 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:36,320 feel guilty as I feel because I feel guilty I think of survivor remorse yeah just uh just just a little 3 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:43,519 bit so where's your boss friend my boss's name is is Axel Axel Morelli and his headquarters 4 00:00:43,519 --> 00:00:50,960 is in is in Hellgate Dell you round a final bend that opens up into a larger clearing you're 5 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:57,519 sitting with Johnson she mentioned how much she how much she loved the two of you how you were 6 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:05,359 how you were family to her I raise my glass and I say to Nulara she saved us all 7 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:14,079 you're here welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons we're a D&D fifth edition actual play podcast and I'm 8 00:01:14,079 --> 00:01:19,200 your dungeon master Russ More who wasn't just crying like a little like a little cry like a 9 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:29,040 little bitch yep 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this point um you two have uh 34 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:16,800 have decided to stick around and just kind of collect yourselves before heading back out on 35 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:27,199 the road and we find you in the morning getting ready to do so as i'm putting on my weapons and 36 00:04:27,199 --> 00:04:34,319 stuff um i look over and i go but really when i sang in the arms of the angels was it too 37 00:04:34,319 --> 00:04:44,080 was it too much it it uh it felt right in the moment i was asking flint but that's good 38 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:48,479 it's important to you too rulin i didn't know who else was there rulin takes his head he's like he 39 00:04:48,479 --> 00:04:54,879 was just peeking through the window it's like yeah just okay bye yeah thanks i mean he's he's 40 00:04:54,879 --> 00:05:02,479 not wrong it was a little much but also you could tell it was from the heart so it was 41 00:05:02,479 --> 00:05:09,439 it was good all right i think she maybe would have hated it oh she 100 would have hated it 42 00:05:09,439 --> 00:05:16,800 oh good okay good did it justice then um 43 00:05:18,959 --> 00:05:26,879 i guess we head back to water deep i mean yeah like where where where do we go 44 00:05:26,879 --> 00:05:29,040 what do we really should have talked about this beforehand 45 00:05:31,199 --> 00:05:32,879 oh should we summon one of those trains 46 00:05:32,879 --> 00:05:40,800 ones yeah do you know how to do that no but i'm sure that if we ask someone we'll figure it out 47 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:45,279 okay here here's an idea we walk out we have all of our stuff right because we want we do not 48 00:05:45,279 --> 00:05:50,480 want to be ill prepared for this okay and then so we just stand where there's a clearing 49 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:57,600 and we just go i mean i don't remember us doing that in the past but i'm on board for 50 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:04,560 it and then hopefully we'll be on board the train am i right right i assume we high five 51 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:12,720 yeah 100 we did well let's go call ourselves a train i mean what the hell can't hurt right 52 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:23,920 um we go outside and is reuben still ruling ruling reuben spooky ruling is ruling still 53 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:32,000 just no he's he's gone off he left not well he didn't leave but he's like milling about doing 54 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:42,960 things chores a ruling i think we're i think it's time we head off of of of course uh you're 55 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:51,680 always always welcome um as as johnsik has probably said to many times is this is your 56 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:59,360 home if you need it you uh you let us know if that clown over in uh hellgate dell is giving 57 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:04,800 you any trouble we'll come right back like we split take care of it of course thank you 58 00:07:05,439 --> 00:07:10,319 thank you how do we get a hold of you just send a letter to 59 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:18,480 the leo sin probably yeah yeah that's probably best good good okay we will thank you 60 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:26,000 um you say your we don't have to do goodbyes with everybody but you say your goodbyes with 61 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:33,600 everybody and you climb back aboard um your carriage with tiny clip-clop and buttercup 62 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:38,800 and all right the horses we can't just take the train head back out on the road that a 63 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:46,319 magic train would have oh could probably accommodate the horses yeah good call how big 64 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:50,959 do you imagine this train to be i thought it was quite small like the hogwarts express 65 00:07:51,759 --> 00:07:57,680 that's a big train well no but not like compartment wise like their normal train train 66 00:07:57,680 --> 00:08:04,159 well yeah but i mean i'm sure it has cargo trains anyway anyway we're on we're on the 67 00:08:04,159 --> 00:08:14,800 carriage now that train has passed it has sailed uh mixed metaphor yeah so okay here i think we 68 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:22,000 head back to water deep we talk to leo sin i don't know about you i feel like gaping hole 69 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:28,080 in my life that needs to be filled and it's either going to be adventure alcohol or drugs 70 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:35,279 you with me uh i'm with you on the adventure aspect i've always needed like a thing 71 00:08:35,919 --> 00:08:42,960 to go do i'm not good at just sitting around uh so let's let's go do some stuff let's do a 72 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:51,360 thing okay yeah oh wait we were giving one of the horses to the moon brook estate correct yes 73 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:57,680 we were we were going to give which one was Nularas tiny was tiny's mine clip clops mine so 74 00:08:57,680 --> 00:09:05,920 it's buttercup buttercup okay uh so yes you leave buttercup with the moon brooks i turn back 75 00:09:05,919 --> 00:09:19,919 to donnie and i say donnie we we love having you here and if you want to we would love you 76 00:09:19,919 --> 00:09:29,599 to come with us but if you feel like you you are more at home here with Nularas family we 77 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:37,440 we would understand i um i'm just gonna assume we could take him maybe should have 78 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:45,200 talked about this previously i guess but um previously i'm just a dragon right there's 79 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:50,560 a lot of flashback scenes here um there's a lot to take care of in the wake of someone's 80 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:57,360 death we don't even know stop rushing us right no um well i mean 81 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:09,200 i mean you i don't really know donnie will you stay yeah yeah yeah i'll stay yeah it's fine 82 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:16,720 i'll say i'll stay with his i give him a hug he reciprocates i think he would i would think 83 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:22,160 half arms yeah they got arms they got yeah he reciprocates it's around like the neck area 84 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:26,080 you're hugging that well yeah but it's what's on the inside of the account 85 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:30,399 i feel like donnie and i should come up with some sort of a real elaborate handshake 86 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:36,879 okay you need to show him the picture i think you might lose some digits on a real elaborate 87 00:10:36,879 --> 00:10:42,720 handshake with him armor and stuff i think i'd be all right is donnie's a medium dragon right 88 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:47,600 like he's huge yeah but that's cool yeah no there's a handshake 89 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:54,560 and at the end he blows fire at you but you hold your shield up and then you go 90 00:10:57,680 --> 00:11:07,279 i like it donnie climbs in the back with you and he is um he is a companion of yours 91 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:16,240 neat let's go i hope we find those guys again to be honest it was just a it was just a little 92 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:24,079 fun you know regular evildoers oh the guys we ran into before yeah yeah i mean i wouldn't 93 00:11:24,079 --> 00:11:28,079 i wouldn't be opposed to it but there's gonna be lots of guys to run into like that 94 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:37,440 god i can't wait hey remember that time that uh we fought that oh that um that sucky bitch 95 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:44,800 oh shit yeah jesus oh she comes back maybe we'll run into her some unfinished business 96 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:52,560 oh god yeah let's make a list of people who've wronged us and that we should probably tie up 97 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:59,040 those loose ends because there's a lot it's not the worst idea i've ever heard we got time to 98 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:06,320 kill on this carriage ride yeah oh remember um i know you know this about me and how great i 99 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:17,200 am with names do you remember um high elf mcwizard dumb face oh with the brains in 100 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:20,960 the jars and all the sure sure sure sure what was his name i don't know i need the first 101 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:29,440 letter though if i'm given the first letter t the ocean that that is prinsbane that is 102 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:35,040 no that's not right felonious felonious prinsbane yeah he's kind of hot though 103 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:39,519 oh yeah you had a little thing for him yeah well you know it's like the 104 00:12:40,639 --> 00:12:44,240 well i mean until you saw the brains in the jars and then it was like oh no thank you 105 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:49,680 yeah it was really weird okay so we got him okay uh there was there was a sucky bitch 106 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:59,360 okay um who else do we have on this list oh yeah don't you got something going on with 107 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:06,080 you there that you gotta take care of oh yeah oh i mean unless you want to look like this 108 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:11,440 any i mean gestures to himself i don't know if that's how that happens but there ain't 109 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:16,480 nothing wrong with the way you look friend uh but yeah i should probably probably nip this 110 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:27,759 one in the bud hey so red wizards uh no uh arcane brotherhood all right i say we get that taken 111 00:13:27,759 --> 00:13:33,039 care of first right i know they gave us a list of stuff at one point but fucked if i could remember 112 00:13:33,039 --> 00:13:37,840 what it is it's such a long time i think that notebook got burned up i think there was some 113 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:43,120 sort of amulet of wonder though if i remember us correctly amulet of wonder that doesn't even 114 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:48,399 ring a bell oh but i've done a lot of drugs i mean we could always go back and check with them i 115 00:13:48,399 --> 00:13:54,320 guess i mean if we're heading back anyway to talk to Leosin might as well were they in a different 116 00:13:54,320 --> 00:14:01,279 town i can't remember uh they were in luskin was their headquarters but i mean there's gotta 117 00:14:01,279 --> 00:14:06,879 be like an ambassador there right that we could just chat with likely you continue traveling 118 00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:15,120 for a couple hours and you turn a corner and the road ahead of you is blocked by a pool of lava 119 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:20,159 oh my god yes what is this 120 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:28,240 no any thoughts really what is this it looks like i mean flaming hot lava in the middle of 121 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:36,399 the road it's uh it's unexpected yeah in in a forested area and all um i jump off the carriage 122 00:14:36,399 --> 00:14:42,159 not into the lava yeah it's a it's a head away from where i pick up a rock and i throw it into 123 00:14:42,159 --> 00:14:51,039 the lava um it hits the lava and seemingly like melts into it this seems like a great way to 124 00:14:51,039 --> 00:14:57,360 like get rid of stuff oh yeah i mean probably not great for the environment for recycling 125 00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:02,960 purposes but yeah just to get rid of things yeah do you do you have things you want to 126 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:09,440 get rid of no but i mean like if we had come across those guys and there were bodies i need 127 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:18,879 to be disposed of anyway um this is is it like a concentrated like a puddle literally like the 128 00:15:18,879 --> 00:15:27,200 size yeah of the reference so like a six by six yeah they're both six by six puddle of okay i 129 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:31,440 can i make an investigation or like a perception check to see like what is 130 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,240 yeah in what's what 131 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:43,520 it's an investigation yes okay 17 um you uh you're looking at it and you're getting closer 132 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:49,840 to it and you don't really feel a lot of heat coming off of it guys it's not it's not that 133 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:55,920 hot i put my hands out like i'm warming myself as you get closer it's not the heat that you 134 00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:02,560 having just come from the inside of a volcano this is not this is it feels like nothing 135 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:11,280 i toss another rock in and i look real closely make an arc and it's not really going to tell 136 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:17,600 you anything um would it be a nature check like do i know if this happens in nature 137 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:24,080 just like sometimes go nature or arcana spontaneous lava pools spontaneous lava pools 138 00:16:24,639 --> 00:16:31,680 uh well nature is only a plus two which is weird because i'm a druid but arcana is a seven so that's 139 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:41,120 a 19 it um there's a bit of like it's it seems very out of place like there shouldn't be a pool 140 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:49,600 of lava here can i like investigation check and see if i see anything out of the ordinary 141 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:59,920 besides this pool of lava sure come on goodness that is a 22 142 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:07,360 uh you as you hop down and they're looking around you um you don't see anything out of 143 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:13,839 the ordinary everything seems to be in in place kind of along you don't see any signs of people 144 00:17:13,839 --> 00:17:21,839 or um or anything else in the trees for that matter um you also one giant pile of lava on the 145 00:17:21,839 --> 00:17:30,799 road you also um as you get closer you don't feel any heat being emitted from it um and 146 00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:38,959 with the 22 you i mean both of you begin to sense that maybe there's something magical about 147 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:46,000 it well i had that feeling from the get-go lava doesn't just appear in places unless it does 148 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:55,759 sure uh flint okay so um i think this is straight up magic lava okay it's not hot 149 00:17:56,640 --> 00:18:01,120 i'm not super good with magic so i'm gonna defer to your thoughts on this the things we 150 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:10,320 throw into it do they do they look like they burn up or do they just it kind of it looks like 151 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:16,640 they are being like sucked into and as you would toss something into lava it looks like 152 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:22,720 it's melting or burning so if like a terminator fell into this lava pool would he have the 153 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:30,000 strength to put the thumbs up out always or would he just be gone you got to find a 154 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:37,680 terminator before we know the true answer to this okay tibby the age-old riddle tibby if a terminator 155 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:42,079 falls in the lava pool in the woods does he have the strength to give the thumbs up yeah and if 156 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:46,880 anyone's around to see it does he give the thumbs up at all good question three thumbs it 157 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:54,000 up i i don't know i feel like this is kind of portal-esque donnie have you ever seen anything 158 00:18:54,000 --> 00:19:02,880 like this before uh like a mist like a mad magically appearing lava pool lava pool i mean 159 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:08,480 if only there was a way to tell if it was magic or not well i for sure believe in my heart and 160 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:14,720 hearts it's magic but i guess i'm gonna detect magic on it so i put my hands over top of it 161 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:22,559 and i go tell me what kind of magic you are you magic magic hey you magic hey you magic 162 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:31,360 you do so and it begins to glow for you with this aura that surrounds the entire pool 163 00:19:32,319 --> 00:19:38,559 and as you move closer to inspect it there definitely is no heat coming off of it but you 164 00:19:38,559 --> 00:19:41,679 also sense that it is some sort of illusion spell 165 00:19:48,319 --> 00:19:58,000 well it's magic somebody put it here somebody put it here to stop people because this is just a 166 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:07,599 trick i take one step into the lava all right am i like hanging on to her what's happening 167 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:14,319 you tell me do you just step i'm impulsive i'm just stepping in what are you doing flint 168 00:20:14,319 --> 00:20:20,720 i am caught off guard by the fact that you're just stepping into it um flint you fall in i go 169 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:29,839 fuck you you see the uh begin to move to step into the lava uh her foot hits the top of it 170 00:20:30,399 --> 00:20:36,079 and as the stones that you tossed into did it begins to envelop around and looks like 171 00:20:36,159 --> 00:20:42,720 it's burning you feel no heat from it and as you step down it's about four to six inches until you 172 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:50,879 hit ground there's no heat your foot is fine and you have stepped onto the ground beneath this but 173 00:20:50,879 --> 00:20:57,519 but i don't tell him that and i and i scream out in pain i go oh god oh god and i rush 174 00:20:57,519 --> 00:21:02,240 forward to to grab her to pull her back out of it and i just jumped just out of your reach 175 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:09,680 fully into the puddle and go jk it's an illusion it's meant to stop passerby's 176 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:16,319 i bet someone's already raided our someone's probably taking over shit right now we've been 177 00:21:16,319 --> 00:21:23,599 looking at this fucking puddle lava i turned around to look at the the cart seemingly untouched 178 00:21:23,599 --> 00:21:29,519 oh i was wrong about pilfering but we can just drive right through this if we can convince 179 00:21:29,519 --> 00:21:38,799 the horses it's fine all right uh i'm gonna use whoever's riding or driving 180 00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:44,799 do an animal handling yeah well i was going to grab them by the by the reins and lead them 181 00:21:44,799 --> 00:21:48,799 through it's still an animal handling oh i've got a plus nine to animal handle well i'm a 182 00:21:48,799 --> 00:21:53,359 minus one that's a 20 minus one i don't even know why i have a horse 183 00:21:53,920 --> 00:22:02,720 uh 20 uh yeah there's some initial resistance but as they kind of notice that you yourself 184 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:09,600 are walking in and they've got them kind of blinders on they walk through and you make 185 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:18,480 it through this lava pool illusion unscathed lava pollution we solved the lava pool puzzle 186 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:25,120 okay well that was weird 187 00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:30,799 yeah do you think we're gonna run into like more shit like that oh god i hope so 188 00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:38,079 i'm like thrill seeker thea at this point like i just fucking want just like whatever man 189 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:46,000 all right i hop back up on the on the carriage is it a carriage cart cart 190 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:51,200 i've been calling it a carriage but it's all the same shit yeah yeah um yeah you 191 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:54,000 you hop back up on and you carry on your way 192 00:22:56,480 --> 00:23:04,880 down the road a ways you begin to hear um the sound of i get oh hold on make a perception check 193 00:23:07,279 --> 00:23:10,480 20 also pretty good 194 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:18,400 good well i didn't have my page open for my bonus 17 just trust me it's also pretty good 195 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:28,559 um you hear muffled what sound like from the tone the insults being thrown back it like back 196 00:23:28,559 --> 00:23:34,319 and forth between two different voices spells being thrown off you hear like ice being 197 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:42,079 formed and breaking that's what you hear at this moment hey do you hear fighting yeah it sounds 198 00:23:42,079 --> 00:23:49,359 like uh like wizards why does everyone immediately think wizards when there are spells being 199 00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:53,679 thrown oh i guess it's just like that default assumption but that's right i shouldn't i 200 00:23:53,679 --> 00:24:03,599 shouldn't assume thank you should we go and see what's up yeah yeah uh sorry again about 201 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:11,680 the spell shaming hey no that's okay estherids we're you know we didn't we didn't study for it 202 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:20,240 it's just you know whatever it's fine arguably the arguably never mind arguably i think if you 203 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:24,880 can't say arguably you shouldn't be able to argue after that probably the sentence has to 204 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:30,240 stop there it does and it does you carry on a little more ways and the the sounds are 205 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:37,440 getting louder and you begin to see like ice walls being thrown up all sides and as you get 206 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:44,319 close you see one massive ice wall that cuts across and beyond it you can kind of see figures 207 00:24:45,039 --> 00:24:50,960 casting these spells on the other side of the ice wall but it appears impassable 208 00:24:51,519 --> 00:24:57,200 from your current standpoint too if you were to try to go around i try to oh sorry go ahead 209 00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:01,360 i was gonna say do these figures appear to be casting them at one another or are they 210 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:07,600 just like showing off um look what i can do from the from the tone of voice and you can 211 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:15,680 begin to hear um more still more muffled uh phrases but things like you sissy nanny pants 212 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:25,920 you stole my spell book oh god you're right all right i i yell over the wall um excuse me 213 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:35,039 we're back in the middle 214 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:42,160 we need more middle songs well i'm the only i mean there's that jimmy world middle song 215 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:47,440 that we've never used which is sort of surprising maybe two on the nose said marin morris and 216 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:55,120 gray with the middle that one was popular this year yeah that one yeah um well we're 217 00:25:55,120 --> 00:26:00,080 here i like the russia ridges though yeah they're much better yeah right those are better 218 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:05,680 yeah that's that's what i go for keep them up brass we love them thank you thank you um where i 219 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:13,120 sing all the time not no not true i haven't sung a lot lately in the latest season i need 220 00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:17,920 to up my game on the singing we'll work on that we'll work on that yeah is over on Patreon 221 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:25,120 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast we've got uh beginning in september which is now we had uh 222 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:30,560 added a whole bunch of new tier options some really cool stuff including a whole bunch of 223 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:36,080 exclusive bonus content that you can get your your your your no not really your hands on but 224 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:42,320 your ears on get your digital hands all 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00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:16,640 cast 258 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:23,360 facing fate a dumb dragons production 259 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:30,160 it was my spell book you stole it in the first place 260 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:33,920 so hello what 261 00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:39,840 ahoy what uh what seems to be the problem there gents 262 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:49,360 no nobody nobody's here you're you're talking right now no yeah also someone made this big 263 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:57,200 ice wall it's super impressive i would love to meet the person who made this ice wall oh 264 00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:04,559 you're too you're too kind and a um a doorway in the ice wall opens up kind of melts away 265 00:31:04,559 --> 00:31:16,240 and opens up and you see two men one very stick thin very old like like how are you alive 266 00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:22,000 kind of how are you alive kind of old the skin is just like hanging off of his bones 267 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:29,920 but he's got big smile rosy cheeks um the other man he's a very burly kind of he's got that 268 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:36,559 a spiraled mustache um very slicked over and very well done hair and he's standing 269 00:31:36,559 --> 00:31:42,000 very perturbed like a few steps back and the older man he comes forward and he says yes well 270 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:47,440 that that was me who created this how did you get past the lava you you're not supposed to 271 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:55,440 step inside lava we well we were trying to keep people away so we put that that fun thing there 272 00:31:56,000 --> 00:32:03,440 what are you keeping people away from our our our fisticuffs here oh is it like a wizard's 273 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:10,240 duel heath i can't remember which voice i was using when when when i said that you stole my 274 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:17,279 spell book but i think he's i think he stole my spell book i did not steal your spell book i 275 00:32:17,279 --> 00:32:27,440 took my spell book back oh you didn't write your name in it oh look it says dandel's 276 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:34,559 spell book right here who's dandel i am dandel he is dandel and it says his name in the book 277 00:32:34,559 --> 00:32:38,480 he wrote it look at it he just scrawled he scratched it in there with a knife right 278 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:45,360 now oh just right now dandel that's in poor form i am armix the great you seem like fine travelers 279 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:50,079 what what brings you through this what's let me get this let me get this thing out of the way 280 00:32:50,079 --> 00:33:01,759 here he dispels the ice wall are we battling still yes yes in a moment i have a question 281 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:06,879 fire away my dear can you not share the spell book no you can't share 282 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:14,480 secrets you can't share a wizard's spell book but if you've both read it yeah how did he have 283 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,839 it in the first place then i don't know what you're talking about 284 00:33:21,039 --> 00:33:25,119 could you help me get my spell book back you hold him down all like rub dirt in his face or 285 00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:34,000 something wow that sounds like a super mature way to deal with this yeah what what if you had 286 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:41,280 a competition and the winner wins the rights to own the book who did we could be judges 287 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:47,920 oh what what kind of competition would we do a magic competition obviously well yeah you were 288 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:53,200 you were the ones who who used their illusion magic to to make that lava on the on the path 289 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:58,720 and then made the ice wall it was good it was very believable five minutes five minutes that's 290 00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:03,279 all well i mean she knows a thing or two about magic it would have stopped me a lot longer oh 291 00:34:03,279 --> 00:34:13,519 you're a wizard as well no huh she's the druid she's the druid oh you're one of the earthen 292 00:34:13,519 --> 00:34:19,199 types yes you draw from the land you don't have to say it like that i didn't ask you you 293 00:34:19,199 --> 00:34:26,159 seem like good people still no nevertheless nevertheless um okay so we have a we have 294 00:34:26,159 --> 00:34:36,799 a competition um well let's say that we perhaps hand over the book to you and we cast because 295 00:34:36,799 --> 00:34:42,000 you know about magic we cast one of the spells in the book and if we get it if either of us 296 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:48,960 get that one right the very hardest one or the one that you pick perhaps if we get that 297 00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:59,280 right then then it's truly that person's book of course of course why not this um this seems 298 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:06,480 like a rigged situation well sir if it's really your book of course you know all the spells 299 00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:13,440 yeah you would have it inside and out memorized i i would i would have it inside and out 300 00:35:13,519 --> 00:35:20,559 memorized so there's nothing to worry about for you nothing to worry about for me so hand 301 00:35:20,559 --> 00:35:28,000 over the book i'm not a wizard these spells would be absolutely useless to a lowly druid 302 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:35,679 such as myself also not a wizard over here if you can tell peg peg you is not a wizard 303 00:35:35,679 --> 00:35:40,240 bear scarred one i mean it's pretty obvious but just thought i'd let you know for sure 304 00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:44,800 put your mind at ease in case you were wondering he takes a few steps towards you and 305 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:54,160 kind of two hands holding the book out past the other wizard and i rip off my face mask 306 00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:59,600 to reveal a wizard underneath this entire time i played the long game for this spell book 307 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:05,440 he hands it over to you to just kind of in both of your general direction 308 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:15,679 i take the book he res there's resistance i'm pulling back i take and he releases it fine thank 309 00:36:15,679 --> 00:36:26,960 you oh choose choose a spell one of the most difficulty can we can we have a little aside 310 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:32,559 to decide here sure yes of course of course of course and they go back kind of off to the 311 00:36:32,559 --> 00:36:39,920 side there and like finally gonna get my spell book back what if what if we make them cast us a 312 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:50,480 wish do we know what that spell does uh wish is the mightiest spell a mortal creature can cast 313 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:56,159 by simply speaking aloud you can alter the very foundations of reality in accord with your 314 00:36:56,159 --> 00:37:04,719 desires basically that's the most powerful spell in the game now do these wizards know that spell 315 00:37:06,319 --> 00:37:14,639 tom you roll a d20 amy you choose odds or evens evens no odds 17 316 00:37:17,599 --> 00:37:18,639 the spell is in there 317 00:37:18,639 --> 00:37:31,839 there or what you can presume is that is a it says wish and it describes some components 318 00:37:33,759 --> 00:37:39,119 and has some somatic and verbal directions beside it 319 00:37:40,639 --> 00:37:45,599 okay so my first thing like what do what do we want them to what are we wishing for 320 00:37:46,559 --> 00:37:46,960 um 321 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:56,960 oh geez we have we have to be careful things like this can go bad really quickly 322 00:37:56,960 --> 00:38:01,920 you know like you wish that someone would fall in love with you and that person becomes 323 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:06,880 like completely obsessed with you and ends up like murdering you in a lover's rage sure 324 00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:12,960 yeah it becomes like a real single white female situation yeah so i don't know what that 325 00:38:13,039 --> 00:38:21,440 means but yes it sounds like that it was a movie from the early 90s uh where like this 326 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:25,840 woman gets a roommate and then the roommate like obsesses over the other person's life 327 00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:30,880 and tries to like kill everyone in her life and yada yada yada anyway so it's like a 328 00:38:31,519 --> 00:38:38,320 psychosexual thriller what's a movie that was out of game oh that was out of game okay 329 00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:47,280 okay i think that i think we should i don't know can you wish someone to tell the truth 330 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:50,640 about the book oh that's real smart 331 00:38:54,559 --> 00:38:58,080 one always lies one always tells the truth right which one is it 332 00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:04,720 should we try that out where's that can happen is we're back to where we are and 333 00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:09,280 we just get them to do another spell i mean i feel like we should ask for something impartial 334 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:15,840 towards the book because that way neither one of them will have any like ulterior motive i know 335 00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:22,320 i wish i had my bag of holding back it's a good wish without any of the items inside 336 00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:29,440 because i i want those to remain with the dragon i'm into it let's do it that's what 337 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:34,720 i was wanting to give at the beginning during the big meeting with the dragons 338 00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:39,280 i was i i said i could have they could have everything in my bag of holding 339 00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:43,920 and then they took the bag and i wanted the backpack no she wanted the bag because 340 00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:50,079 it was a stolen bag oh the bag was stolen really yeah i don't i don't recall i don't 341 00:39:50,079 --> 00:39:53,200 yeah she wanted the bag and then you just forgot to take all your shit out that's how 342 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:58,480 that went oh right yes i did okay then um i just wish for a new bag of holding 343 00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:04,400 i'm into it let's do it okay all right 344 00:40:06,639 --> 00:40:12,639 magnanimous wizards yes yes what what have you decided something something very difficult 345 00:40:12,639 --> 00:40:25,119 obviously i have a wish a wish a wish um my my dear i don't i try i'm trying very hard 346 00:40:25,119 --> 00:40:34,400 not to look down but wish spells can be difficult difficult i turn toward flint and i say 347 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:43,440 i'm did i mishear them did they not want the most difficult spell i mean no that is what they 348 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:48,960 what they said and they also were talking up their abilities pretty highly so i feel like 349 00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:59,440 this is a good ask i don't wish for anything grand i wish i had a bag of holding 350 00:41:01,199 --> 00:41:07,039 see i used to have one but i don't anymore and while i don't wish to have that bag of holding 351 00:41:07,039 --> 00:41:17,119 back i would like a new one can it be done um well of of of course of course it can be 352 00:41:17,119 --> 00:41:24,159 done yes yes it's really quite easy actually some may say that you you don't even have to 353 00:41:24,159 --> 00:41:36,079 break a sweat over something like that this is well confident dandel says okay 354 00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:44,880 you wish for a bag of holding anything else being wished for that seems like a rather small 355 00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:51,599 use of such a spell flint is there anything you wish for i suppose if they do have to separately 356 00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:59,280 oh they do both have to cast wish don't they oh okay what if i could speed this along this 357 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:08,640 entire thing and just flickily split just get you what you need well getting us what i need 358 00:42:08,639 --> 00:42:16,000 and creating what we ask for are two different things that's true good sir kids that's very 359 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:28,400 true but she has wished for a bag of holding yes yes the wizard rus before you go forward 360 00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:35,519 yeah are there any like missing dwarven relics that i'm aware of through my history knowledge 361 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:49,519 um a former king of mithral hall brunor battle hammer his axe was lost in a battle before he 362 00:42:49,519 --> 00:42:57,039 was uh before his kinghood was transferred it is a single bladed axe with a gold handle 363 00:42:57,279 --> 00:43:06,880 handle um and carved within it is the symbol of clan battle hammer which is a foaming mug 364 00:43:09,519 --> 00:43:13,599 so if i were to if this axe were to magically appear in front of 365 00:43:13,599 --> 00:43:21,519 uh flint he would know it without question yep yeah okay okay uh well good wizards i do 366 00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:29,840 have a request then can you i wish for you to present me the axe of one brunor battle hammer 367 00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:33,679 um okay great 368 00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:41,280 cool so and the the the one to complete this task 369 00:43:43,039 --> 00:43:50,480 quickest or first or how do we want to determine this well i don't think both of you are going 370 00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:58,320 to be able to complete it so whoever does complete the task within what do we say an hour 371 00:43:59,119 --> 00:44:06,320 what's the castings hold on it's instantaneous oh within like right fucking now so a five 372 00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:14,079 minute time limit whoever can do it in five minutes chop style says uh all right one axe 373 00:44:14,799 --> 00:44:23,920 and one bag of holding coming up they begin uh separately to 374 00:44:25,599 --> 00:44:34,239 recite incantations each sounds slightly different than the other can i try to follow 375 00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:39,679 along in the book i assume the incantation is written down it's a spell book right 376 00:44:39,759 --> 00:44:47,519 yep can i follow along um yeah neither sound exactly like what's written there okay 377 00:44:49,199 --> 00:44:56,000 i can't wait for our magical axe bag that attacks us to show up it's gonna be good both 378 00:44:57,759 --> 00:45:03,519 there's no success or fail on this it's just happens it just happens but fucking wish but 379 00:45:03,519 --> 00:45:09,360 i mean only one of them should know the spell correct if we determine this correctly you would 380 00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:20,320 think dandel finishes his incantation and a glow begins to form within his hands um and it 381 00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:32,160 spreads out um to begin to form a long-handled single-headed axe as it comes into view 382 00:45:32,319 --> 00:45:45,839 to Armex finishes his incantation and in a swirl of light and sparkle a bag 383 00:45:47,359 --> 00:45:57,119 flumps into his hand so great well the axe begins to form and it is clear as day the 384 00:45:57,119 --> 00:45:59,839 axe that went missing from brunor battle hammer 385 00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:09,679 and Armex walks over to thea and hands you this bag says there's your bag my dear 386 00:46:11,599 --> 00:46:18,400 i take it um i tuck the book under my arm and i and i take it and i inspect the bag 387 00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:25,920 i cast detect magic on it sure because it should be a fucking magical bag yeah is it 388 00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:35,760 magical fucking bag uh it is a magical fucking bag it is a bag of holding you also um do i see 389 00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:46,079 anything like embossed on it emblazoned um it it looks you tell me what the bag looks like 390 00:46:47,039 --> 00:46:59,759 uh the bag is messenger bag style yeah it's got that flap and on it it is embossed i guess stamped 391 00:46:59,759 --> 00:47:08,639 with um it's a brown bag stamped with green leaves and vines that go along the edge but 392 00:47:08,639 --> 00:47:17,039 otherwise very simple it'd go with anything yeah awesome i did really put my hand into the 393 00:47:17,039 --> 00:47:20,960 bag to see if there's anything inside of it uh there doesn't appear to be anything inside of 394 00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:27,119 it that's unusual empty bag of holding okay it's brand new well done Armex um your detect 395 00:47:27,119 --> 00:47:35,199 magic yep your detect magic also picks up um two varying degrees of conjuration magic a very 396 00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:45,280 powerful aura coming from this axe and a much lesser aura coming from kind of Armex and the bag 397 00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:53,120 Armex you you did cast wish to get this bag did you not 398 00:47:55,360 --> 00:48:01,440 of course i granted your wish to get you this bag my no no no no no no you didn't i did not 399 00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:10,480 want you to grant my wish to get me this bag but i wanted you to cast wish to get me this bag 400 00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:18,079 and i did i don't answered your wish to get you the bag okay book please slap his hand away 401 00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:26,559 it is very clear to me who the winner of this challenge is 402 00:48:26,559 --> 00:48:33,920 is you see his we're gonna have to fight him you see his eyes begin to glow 403 00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:39,199 a deep red and he says give me the book 404 00:48:42,799 --> 00:48:53,279 no no you know what let me think about it for a minute i'm gonna say no 405 00:48:54,240 --> 00:49:00,160 yeah no yeah i'm gonna have to say no this was fair and square except you didn't use the spell 406 00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:14,720 dandel sees Armex getting very agitated and he says you need to run now 407 00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:25,120 as his eyes begin to glow red and you see a ball of flame begin to form in his hands 408 00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:31,680 i mean we should probably be running it i throw the book at dandel yep throw the book at 409 00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:38,480 dandel throw the book at him amy i saw the book no i literally toss the spell book at dandel 410 00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:45,840 um he it flies through the air and Armex looks at it as it's flying through the air and it hits 411 00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:56,400 dandel's hand the axe drops to the ground and unless you're doing anything else make a deck 412 00:49:56,400 --> 00:50:02,320 save i mean he wasn't able to throw the axe to me while he was catching the book 413 00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:16,160 17 plus oh nat 20 oh bitch yeah 19 i feel like i've got the most dexterity ever known 414 00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:24,720 you have all the decks or dwarf you're so dexterous a massive ball of fire erupts 415 00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:36,560 from Armex he casts fireball dandel in an instant quickly sees you two running and conjures 416 00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:45,040 shield in front of your carriage and shields you a bit but shields your horses from the 417 00:50:45,199 --> 00:50:54,000 fire blast you're going to take some damage that seems fair yep half 86 418 00:50:57,039 --> 00:50:58,079 at least the horses are okay 419 00:51:01,599 --> 00:51:06,960 how do i feel like on my nat 20 i should take 25 percent of 86 but 10 420 00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:17,119 22 so you take 11 fire damage as you dive into the trees and you see your horses rear up 421 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:22,559 as they are protected and shielded by dandel and the spell that he cast 422 00:51:23,679 --> 00:51:29,360 they turn and face each other and begin firing spells back and forth at each other again 423 00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:39,360 do we have anything like a net or a hook or a net with hooks on it 424 00:51:41,039 --> 00:51:46,400 maybe what's your plan here flint you tell me what your plan is and justify why it would be 425 00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:54,400 in there my plan is to tie something to the end of my dwarven thrower that will maybe hook 426 00:51:54,400 --> 00:52:03,840 that axe and bring it on back to me while it flies on by you know don't stop never give up 427 00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:07,840 hold your high and reach the top show the whole world what you have got bring it all back to me 428 00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:15,119 i could potentially just like pop over there real fast they're they're slinging spells like 429 00:52:15,119 --> 00:52:21,360 back and forth like high casted high damaged spells at each other i don't think it's a good 430 00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:27,519 idea for us to like wade back into that minefield but if i could maybe like snag that 431 00:52:27,519 --> 00:52:34,320 axe with the old boomerang hammer yeah we'll say that if you may as you you can probably 432 00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:43,599 make it back to uh make it back to the carriage and yeah i mean sure you've got it in the back 433 00:52:43,599 --> 00:52:53,440 there you got to make a make an attack throw just give me a plus the weapons bonus sure all 434 00:52:53,440 --> 00:53:03,119 right okay uh yeah so i jury rig mcgyver style something together to uh to maybe like scoop this 435 00:53:03,119 --> 00:53:08,639 axe back up on its flight back like you know those tire strips how they're like only one 436 00:53:08,639 --> 00:53:12,719 way so if you drive over them the other way they're like free and clear so yeah i'll 437 00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:17,920 set that up so that if it flies over it one way it's okay but when it flies back it like 438 00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:25,040 digs into the ground a little and like i like it on over yeah uh so that is a 27 439 00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:31,600 for the door and thrower as lightning bolts and flames are being shot all around ice being 440 00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:37,600 carved up the walls again you throw your door open hammer it cuts between these two wizards 441 00:53:38,159 --> 00:53:45,440 and zips back but as the rope kind of clears through not only does it catch your axe but 442 00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:51,440 it clears the feet out from under the wizards and they fall to the ground the axe comes back 443 00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:55,679 tumbling back to the care it doesn't make quite make it all the way to you but it it makes it 444 00:53:55,679 --> 00:54:01,279 to the carriage i'm gonna grab it and then we're gonna get the fuck out of here uh you 445 00:54:01,279 --> 00:54:06,639 notice there is another path that uh a ways back you turn the other way so as not to get 446 00:54:06,639 --> 00:54:13,519 in the midst of these two battling wizards and you head back to that other path going back 447 00:54:13,519 --> 00:54:19,839 to water oh they crazy how long do you think they've been battling i think a while 448 00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:23,119 i think our mix was young when they started 449 00:54:25,359 --> 00:54:30,559 but hey you got that sweet bag there i do finally have a new bag of holding 450 00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:37,679 feels good and i got this axe that we've been looking for for fuck millenniums pretty much oh 451 00:54:37,679 --> 00:54:42,239 that's good maybe they'll make you king because of it i mean i don't want to be king i just want 452 00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:47,199 to put it back to mithral hall where it belongs yeah i guess that's okay too okay i mean 453 00:54:47,199 --> 00:54:53,360 really it's just a ceremonial axe more than anything it's sure sure yeah i got it 454 00:54:53,360 --> 00:55:01,360 it you guys head back uh you're talking along the way i mean fyi russ if they want to make 455 00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:06,640 flint king whatever i'm down for it but like that's not his angle here we'll get there 456 00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:14,160 when we get there do you want me to hold your axe i show my bag i mean let's maybe 457 00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:17,680 put something a little less valuable in it first to make sure that it's a proper working 458 00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:22,079 bag of holding before we put that uh super valuable axe that just got returned to us 459 00:55:22,079 --> 00:55:29,360 yeah okay fair enough i take a pen from a pen yeah like a quill quill yeah quill pen 460 00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:34,880 yeah sure yeah like a fountain pen i assume that they if they i mean leonis has got to be 461 00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:38,960 writing with something if they forced weapons yeah no i think you i think you took some 462 00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:42,719 yeah fountain pens i always have fountain pens with me oh you did you stole them from the one 463 00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:48,960 desk i sure did yeah i put i put one into the bag of holding it goes in and then i 464 00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:54,800 reach in to take it out and it comes out oh all right i've seen enough for me he answered 465 00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:59,679 your wish i guess i mean i thought it might be some sort of trick bag of holding maybe 466 00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:04,880 especially with the look on russ's face but i mean all right let's see what other 467 00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:08,240 shenanigans we can get up to on the road home 468 00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:30,800 the songs nowhere land healing in photos and the machine thinks are by Kavin mcleod of 469 00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:36,560 incompetech.filmmusic.io if you like what you're hearing consider supporting the show 470 00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:45,760 by visiting Patreon.com dumb dragon cast it's a couple days later um Nulara has been um 471 00:56:47,039 --> 00:56:52,960 the ceremony to bury no fuck it has been disposed of that's what he was gonna say 472 00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:57,920 no that wasn't i was gonna say you know you can compost humans now just saying you 473 00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:03,440 continue traveling for a couple roads couple roads just a couple roads just a couple roads 474 00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:07,519 this is fun you're playing settlers of katana and you've built four roads 475 00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:12,159 it's not the longest road they're not joining though no it's not the longest road 476 00:57:12,159 --> 00:57:25,440 got to get that middle piece Dumbgeons and dragons is a dumb dragons production